Him: Can I help you with something?
Me: Probably not.
-Silence.
Him: Are you sure? Because...
Me: Whatever do you mean?
Him: There's plenty of other seats...
Me: No, there are plenty of other seats.
Him: What?
Me: Oh, nothing.
Him: On the train I mean - the train's empty.
Me: You're right.
Him: Yes, and you sat right here. Beside me.
Me: Right again.
Him: Well, why not somewhere else?
Me: I sat here so I could correct your grammar.
Him: What?
Me: Forget it. Anyway, what's so wrong with sitting here?
Him: There's a hundred other seats!
Me: But this one's made for two...
-Silence.
Him: Never mind - I'll move.
Me: Suit yourself.
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