Tuesday, October 28, 2003


Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your author speaking. From my crew, and myself, I'd like to welcome you aboard Enigma Airways flight 023. We are currently flying at an altitude of immeasurable height above Mare Confusio, and are cruising at the speed of thought.

If you were to look out the starboard side of the aircraft on a clear day, you might be able to see the ancient cities of Love and Conflict below you. Out of the windows on the port side, you might see Plot and Character Development. As it is, flying over the thick cloud cover we’re experiencing today, you’ll be lucky to catch a glimpse of Perfect Confusion.

So, on behalf of Enigma Airways, I'd like to wish you an enjoyable stay at your final destination. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.

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