Friday, October 24, 2003

random 2

Man, now I'm feeling all motivated and stuff.

Today I'm gonna teach cars to act more like trucks, trolleys to behave as well as subways do. I'm feeling so lucky to be alive, that I'm finally going to get around to peeing on the third rail just to see if it electrocutes me. And surviving that, I'll take it as a sign that I should build a bigger, better grilled-cheese sandwich. Also, there's a grey squirrel down my street who looks as though he could use some counseling; word has it, that the red squirrels have been hassling him about the colour of his hair, and the black squirrels have been pestering his kids.

Today I will fix all of these things.

I will make my neighbourhood whole again.

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