Leaning across the table
An old drunk's ranting-
Selling ideas
Friday, November 28, 2003
Wednesday, November 26, 2003
paranoid
Last night I was wandering down Queen Street feeling somewhat paranoid. I'm not sure if it was the medication, or possibly the eerie atmosphere - the ice crystals in the frigid air, the skyscrapers shrouded in fog, the heavily bundled human-like figures - but I was feeling paranoid. Like I was going to be set up. Like I was going to pass the yawning mouth of an alley, and some mysterious shadow was going to push a rifle and some polaroids into my arms while slipping a copy of The Catcher in the Rye into my coat pocket.
I was reminded of a dream at this time, a dream that caused me great concern while I slept, but was forgotten upon waking. I was being chased down a darkened alley, (which in and of itself is not unusual), but this time I got caught. A powerful man grabbed at me about the shoulders and, struggling, I was turned around to face him. I don't remember the details of his person, but he thrust a large roll of paper into my hands.
"I think this might be yours," he said, and turned on his heel before walking away.
Hungrily unrolling the scroll, I found it to be a blueprint for my life. Somehow I wasn't surprised, and thought to myself, I suppose all things created must have plans.
The plans were for what appeared to be a large manor house, and I soon realised that it was a house designed without doors - only windows. Displeased, I looked to the corner of the sheet and found the architect's stamp there. I immediately set out to phone him, using the contact information provided.
After listening to my complaint, the architect replied, "Yes, well, it's all the rage in design these days - no way in, no way out. Perfection."
After this, the call was disconnected. Slamming down the receiver, I only succeeded in waking myself up.
I was reminded of a dream at this time, a dream that caused me great concern while I slept, but was forgotten upon waking. I was being chased down a darkened alley, (which in and of itself is not unusual), but this time I got caught. A powerful man grabbed at me about the shoulders and, struggling, I was turned around to face him. I don't remember the details of his person, but he thrust a large roll of paper into my hands.
"I think this might be yours," he said, and turned on his heel before walking away.
Hungrily unrolling the scroll, I found it to be a blueprint for my life. Somehow I wasn't surprised, and thought to myself, I suppose all things created must have plans.
The plans were for what appeared to be a large manor house, and I soon realised that it was a house designed without doors - only windows. Displeased, I looked to the corner of the sheet and found the architect's stamp there. I immediately set out to phone him, using the contact information provided.
After listening to my complaint, the architect replied, "Yes, well, it's all the rage in design these days - no way in, no way out. Perfection."
After this, the call was disconnected. Slamming down the receiver, I only succeeded in waking myself up.
Haiku for today.
One beer turned to five-
Tuned my E string to E flat
Collecting empties
Tuned my E string to E flat
Collecting empties
Kim's Shiny New Haiku.
Each day she jogs-
Purple pants in the morning
Breath freezing in air
Purple pants in the morning
Breath freezing in air
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
Sitcom Blues
On screen you come across as perfection - a dream.
I schedule my time around you,
An admirer unseen.
Static couldn't keep us apart,
I'd wait for you in our half-hour slot
- On screen.
I schedule my time around you,
An admirer unseen.
Static couldn't keep us apart,
I'd wait for you in our half-hour slot
- On screen.
Thursday, November 20, 2003
Haiku for today.
One more year older
Or so I'm told anyhow
Still feel the same
Or so I'm told anyhow
Still feel the same
Monday, November 17, 2003
Haiku for today.
Seen this autumn day
Blurry through my clouds of breath-
Flashing blue and red
Blurry through my clouds of breath-
Flashing blue and red
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